The Casting Dock

Countdown to Lil’ G: Week 23

May you be a straight shooter like your Uncle Adam, my little man.
(But maybe without the pop culture knowledge…)

That Uncle Adam, he’s really mixing up the gene pool.
Sometimes when your dad and I talk about what you’ll be like, your dad says,
You never know…I mean, you’ve got some of Adam’s genes in you…

Don’t get me wrong, your Uncle Adam’s got some great qualities–he’s quite funny, definitely fun-loving, surprisingly tender-hearted, ambitious (in the anything-to-get-rich way…a pro and con perhaps?), highly loyal (if he liked you in the first place), adventurous, and quite the charming little social butterfly when he wants to be.

But man, he gave your grandparents a run for their money.
Quite the dare devil that one was.
Maybe let’s just leave it at that. I don’t want you getting any ideas.
Come to think of it, we might have to seclude you from Uncle Adam for the teen years…it just might be too risky.

Since we’re talking about Uncle Adam, we might as well publicly wish him happy birthday.
He turned 31 yesterday.
He’s old.
But I think you’ll still think he’s cool.

But not too cool, ok?
Seriously.
Mama doesn’t want to relive those teen years.

4 comments

1 uncle adam { 03.20.13 at 10:56 pm }

thanks mini-noche. It’s like I wrote it myself.

2 bryan { 03.25.13 at 8:34 pm }

uncle adam hyperlinks to thisrequirmentisstupid.com … From now on, I’m hyperlinking “bryan” to videos of dogs.

3 bryan { 03.25.13 at 8:35 pm }

Holy Moley … Those dog videos are AWESOME!

… OMG! AWESOME. Dbl Rainbow, all the way!

4 noche { 03.31.13 at 8:51 pm }

I’m sure Uncle Adam will have a great time telling stories of his youth to his nephew….no doubt they will be colorful and most entertaining!!!

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